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Joke of the Day

"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"I never believed that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker But when i got home all of the signs were there."

"Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown."

"Its ironic that the gay club was called ""pulse""... As 50 people didn't have one after the shooting"

"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them."

"I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see"

"Spell roast five times, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t. What do you put in a toaster? I usually put bread in a toaster."

"does this typewriter come w emojis"

"If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale..."

"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood? None because only beavers give a dam."