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Joke of the Day
"How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand."
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"Two condoms walk into a gay bar. One condom says to the other ""hey man, let's get shitfaced."""
"What did the Roman premature ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni."
"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"
"What do you call a transformer in a canoe? A row bot"
"Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll"
"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."
"I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green. (Courtesy of a family member)"
"How are dumb blondes like peanut butter? They spread for the bread"
"I'm so old I thought ""stfu"" was a reminder to pack my ""shoes, tie, fedora, underpants."""