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Joke of the Day

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."

"On the 5th day of Christmas? Christmas is ONE day, Carol. Convert to Judaism if you need a longer holiday."

"I had an argument with a Mobius strip the other day. It was very one-sided."

"I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time."

"*finds own number on a bathroom stall* Call for a good time!? This is outrageous! *crosses out good; writes in GREAT* There. Fixed."

"Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks."

"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."

"What do hand grenades and wives have in common? Remove the ring and your house is gone."

"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."

"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""