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Joke of the Day

"On the 5th day of Christmas? Christmas is ONE day, Carol. Convert to Judaism if you need a longer holiday."

"Vagina jokes are not funny! Period."

"Asked my parents if I was adopted... They laughed and said ""Of course not, why would we have chosen you?"""

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall Dam"

"[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT"

"What's up late and optimistic?"

"It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers."

"What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!"

"What do you do when a horse breaks down? Call triple neighhh!"

"When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment? 2:30 (Tooth Hurty)"