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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time."
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"Financial Tip: When laundering money, always separate the bills from the coins and use the delicate cycle with a gentle detergent."
"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."
"Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."
"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""
"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool"
"Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader"
"I'm addicted to ass. It's like crack to me."
"[HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't ""contract"" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it"