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Joke of the Day
"Hey Tuesday, I'm about to go to 2nd base with you. Lube up your boobs."
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"I got ripped off by a hooker once. Damn fish swallowed it whole and snapped the line, $24.99 lure down the drain."
"What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature."
"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."
"Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV? His parents weren't 18 or older."
"Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator."
"Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then..."
"if you're hiding from a deranged killer and forget to put your phone on silent, at least make the ringtone the benny hill theme."
"One nation, under Trump, divisible... Trade liberty and justice for Wall."
"If Leonardo DiCaprio played a police officer in a movie, what would his name be? Leonardo DiCoprio"