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Joke of the Day
"If Leonardo DiCaprio played a police officer in a movie, what would his name be? Leonardo DiCoprio"
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"My dishwasher makes this loud rumbling sound... Strange thing is, it only seems to happen at night, when she's sleeping."
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"1- Buy a big padlock. 2- Throw the key into the ocean. 3- Find a stranger with stretched-out earlobes. 4- Attach padlock to earlobe. 5- Run."
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"9: Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers 9: Why didn't they just get taller girls?"
"How many friend zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They'll just compliment it way too much and then get pissed when it won't screw."