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Joke of the Day

"Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then..."

"A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea... ...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases."

"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"

"Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?"

"Tony the Tiger knows that Chuck Norris is G-R-E-A-T!"

"The barman says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"One in every two and half men are HIV positive. Donate today red.org #tigerblood #WINNING"

"Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags? They keep Terran."

"A turd walks into the doctors office... and says, ""I feel like shit."""

"What do you call two people having sex in the bushes? Thornication"