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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."

"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"

"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."

"Q: What's a frog's favorite drink? A: Croaka Cola."

"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"

"Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?"

"A little girl asks her grandad... ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."

"Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet."

"NEED HELP I'm in a situation that could require me to pull out some good jokes when asked. I need to hear the best jokes on the internet. The dirtier the better. Thanks in advance"

"Studies show [NSFW] Studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"