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Joke of the Day
"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."
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"[skydiving with my dog] Me: ur ears r inside out My dog: can't hear u my ears r inside out Me: it's the wind My dog: I think it's the wind"
"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."
"I saw two blokes having a fight... I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife!"" You should have seen how fucking fast they both ran off."
"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."
"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"
"What do you get. . . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection."
"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."
"why did the pacifist stay away from cows? To avoid unnecessary beef."