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Joke of the Day

"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."

"The comeback, 'Get on my level' 'Get on my level' Reply: 'Okay dude, ill go downwards'"

"What's a terrorist's favorite game? Jenga"

"Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"who's there * Knock knock * *who's there* * Dwayne * *Dwayne who?* * Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!"

"German women love me... I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999."

"So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel between his legs The barkeep asks if he knows he has a wheel there.. He replies, ""Yarr, it be driving me nuts!"""

"It's been a rough morning. Picked up my coffee, handle came off. Put on a shirt, button came off. Grabbed my tool box, handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!"

"What do you call a promise you can't keep? A campaign promise."