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Joke of the Day

"lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"Just saw a friend I haven't seen in 5 years ...he says: ""I still use your Netflix password!"""

"Whenever I tell her that I want to put my Butterfinger into her MilkyWay, she Snickers."

"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."

"A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first."

"Oh baby, were not going to need a 'do not disturb' sign. We're going to need a 'please don't call the police were fine' sign."

"What do you call a cow with no legs?? Ground Beef"

"How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight."

"Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC? Adam and Eve"