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Joke of the Day

"Don't stay inside and get depressed about the news. Go outside and get skin cancer!"

"We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's stupid!"

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"

"""I think that kid's a robot"" What? ""Look at his mouth"" Relax they're just braces *backs away slowly* ""That's exactly what a robot would say"""

"Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o... How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce"

"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."

"What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves."

"The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut"

"I like reserving tables at restaurants using unique names so I can hear the hostess announce, ""Optimus Prime? Your table for 5 is ready!"""