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Joke of the Day
"Wait, you're citing me for reckless driving? I can count three from here!"
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"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."
"Why did the fallen child cross the road? Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination."
"What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !"
"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"
"I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008."
"When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz."
"if you write something and include a ""tl;dr"" version that just means you're shitty at keeping peoples attention with your awful writing"
"I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... I wonder what she's up to now."
"What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer."