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"How much does a dragon weigh? Wonton"
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"I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction."
"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."
"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."
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"Dick Van Dyke's real name.. Penis Van Lesbian"
"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."
"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."
"I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me."
"Why did the burgler take a bath? He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'."