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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"
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"What's the difference between 10 dead hookers and a Porsche? I *don't* have a Porsche in my garage."
"Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing ""This little Piggy"" with his baby brother !"
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"
"How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb? Well, not all of them."
"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."
"You guys should read ""It's normal here"" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted. written by Quinton Chingme"
"A wise man once said, ""Science bring people to the moon..."" ""...and planes bring people into buildings."""
"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."