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Joke of the Day

"Where did the poor Italian man grow up? The spaghetto"

"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"

"Neighbor's kid just asked me 2 fix his computer. I was gonna tell him 2 come back tomorrow but I saw the look of ""I need porn"" in his eyes."

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"

"If you think January has been a big month for marches, you're gonna lose your mind when you hear what the 3rd month of the year is called."

"A guy sees his dad has a black eye - Hey, Dad. Why do you have a black eye? - You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!"

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"You hear about the fishing prostitute ? Heard she was a real hooker."

"I tried turning my AC off today but couldn't.... Turns out it's hard to stop a Trane."

"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."