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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."

"My favorite genre of rap is bragging about all the murders you committed then complaining the cops pull you over for no reason."

"Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies."

"Love restaurants that put ice cubes in their urinals. Makes me think the ice is a bank vault and my pee is a laser."

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and your donkey bites the two feet off my rooster, what do you have? 2 feet of my cock in your ass."

"Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves."

"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"How Do You Kill a Trumpet Player? You shove then off their ego!"

"Alexander Godunov Is Alexander a good dancer?"