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Joke of the Day

"I tried turning my AC off today but couldn't.... Turns out it's hard to stop a Trane."

"What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common? They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it."

"[at a bar] ""I'm meeting my friend Dan"" big Dan or Dan who's never has money? [door swings open] HEY WHO WANTS TO BUY THEIR BUDDY DAN A DRINK"

"My bread baking business has gone a rye."

"Just farted loudly outside my office before checking to see if anyone was nearby. Nobody was. It's called the #edge, & I am #livin on it"

"What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while? The Game."

"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."

"""Hey. You sleeping? No? Whatcha thinkin about? Hey. Did you hear me? Hey. Hey. Ok. You're boring. I'm leaving... Jk I'm back. Hey"" - Birds"

"what do you call a clean idiot? soap on a dope"

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans."