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Joke of the Day
"I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt."
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"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."
"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"
"There's something about a mousetrap that I can't quite put my finger on."
"*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine"
"I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!"
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? ""You going to eat that?"""
"Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this morning. Bless her, she thinks I'm digging a pond."
"The longer a Facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger I become."