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Joke of the Day

"What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'? They are both santa clauses."

"How much does a German weigh? Teutons."

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ A gift for all redditors. It's called The Alphabet. You can use as much of it as you want, as many times as you want so that you will write in complete fucking sentenc"

"Did you hear about the Candy Factory they opened on the East Coast? It closed after a month... they couldn't find any good wrappers."

"I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered."

"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""

"Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music."

"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."