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Joke of the Day
"I didn't know why the ball was getting bigger and bigger and bigger But then it hit me."
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"Limerick I learnt at my all boys school There once was a man name of 'Dave' who kept a dead whore in a cave. She started to stink, and was no longer pink, but think of the money he saved!"
"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."
"My mother in law:did you put the weight on? Me:no...actually I've lost some. You should have seen me month ago. I looked like you"
"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."
"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."
"What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a pool table"
"I marched in a high school band, caught an armed robber, and sold girl scout cookies. All I was trying to do was find my car."
"I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car."
"My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent."