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Joke of the Day
"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."
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"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine."
"two gay blokes are preparing to go away on a holiday... one says to the other, ""want me to pack your shit?"""
"What is Walter White's favourite band? Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure."
"A bunch of bats are hanging on a tree branch... BAT A: Hey look at Harry he's hanging the other way up!! (like a bird) BAT B: He's been having these fainting spells all week."
"What do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets."
"Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant."
"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"