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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth"

"I've got a good one, but make sure you're indoors before you read it. It's an inside joke."

"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."

"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""

"Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"

"Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? No more blowjobs."

"Sorry I unfollowed you on Instagram, but you take at least 10 pics of your face everyday. I don't even look at my wife that much."

"Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys."

"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"