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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you put Root Beer in a Square Glass? It just becomes beer"
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"Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone."
"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"
"A man went to the doctors... He said ""Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"" The doctor had him sectioned and detained under the Mental Health Act"
"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"
"Just shoveled for 30 minutes so the pizza guy could deliver my food Priorities"
"My favorite machine at the gym is the water fountain."
"Anybody else miss a time when if you REALLY wanted to show a pop idol you loved them, you assassinated them? (ATTN Bieber fans)"
"A reddit joke Two X Chromosomes"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... then a chair and then a table."