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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant ""food."" I try to find the food in every situation."

"Have you heard what scientists are saying about Pluto? Apparently he's too small to be a dog."

"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"

"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid my friends will give me the funeral I told them I wanted when I was drunk."

"What did the depressed plankton do? It krilled iself!"

"Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops... ... he said it was a *for n* concept."

"Satoru Iwata is in a much better place... ... he's with Nintendo."