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Joke of the Day
"I just bought some 300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her."
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"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"
"A joke about the mods [removed]"
"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."
"yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis."
"In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in. The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons."
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"
"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"
"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"
"How do Australians have sex? They mate"