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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"
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"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"
"I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes A fsh"
"[zoo] Hey dad, where are mountain lions from? *dad panics* -Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much..."
"Me: Ugh. Something I ate this morning didn't agree with me. [Inside my stomach] Chicken Quesadilla: ""The Notebook"" was an overrated film."
"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."
"That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts."
"What did the decorators say when they went to church? ""Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"""
"Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !"