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Joke of the Day

"yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis."

"What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats? kicked out of the petting zoo..."

"Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman."

"A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder."

"I get my women how I get my coffee Bitter, overpriced, and disappointing."

"I think next time I'll go ahead and press ""2"" for Spanish. Maybe I'll actually get someone who speaks English better than the person on the ""English"" line."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."

"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."

"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

"Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital? It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate."