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Joke of the Day

"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"

"Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time."

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"What killed the Imgur front page? The Grim Reappost"

"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."

"i still remember the disappointment when i learned that ""diuretic"" doesn't mean ""gives you diarrhea."" (it was 20 minutes ago)"

"I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all."

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook the other hates his book."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."