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Joke of the Day

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"You know you are out of luck.. You know you are out of luck, when you ass-fuck your GF and still end up with a kid !"

"I dont know if anyone else remember this joke - How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen consume? - Enough to kill two and a half men."

"Don't expect a ""bless you"" after the 4th sneeze...get your shit together."

"[NSFW] If sex with three people is a threesome And sex with two people is a twosome... Then I get why some people call me handsome."

"Horrible one liner I'm trying to come up with a one liner. Shit."

"""Dear God, make me a bird, so I can..."" *turns into penguin* ""DAMMIT I WASN'T FINISHED!"""

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way"

"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"

"iPhone, if you correct ""harass"" to ""caress"" one more time you'll be held responsible for this generation's sex offenders."