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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!"
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"I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck"
"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."
"A baby seal walks into a bar No, wait. A baby seal walks into a club."
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"Are you frome Tennessee? Because you're a bitch."
"Q: What is lemonade? A: When you help an old lemon across the street."
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 8 fellas but dropped his microphone on his foot.......and shouted ""Fuck me!"" What happened next will haunt me for life!!"
"I've decided to become a raw carnivore... I guess you can say I'm going cold turkey"
"MOM don't come in I'm watching porn on my phone. just slide the grilled cheese under the door"