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Joke of the Day

"A baby seal walks into a bar No, wait. A baby seal walks into a club."

"I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International Haiku appreciation Conference meeting"

"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."

"I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman."

"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Why did the cookie visit the doctor? He was feeling a little crummy."

"do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to change a light bulb? NO...YOU DON'T KNOW...YOU WEREN'T THERE"

"Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."""