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Joke of the Day

"Who is the 0.666 humorist here? [META]"

"My history teacher found a tampon He's still trying to figure out what period it's from."

"I ate some Tesco burgers last night. I think it's given me the trots."

"Me: *[pulls back shower curtain] ""Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes"" Him: ""Who the hell are you and should I be scared?"""

"My girlfriend started eating my ass during foreplay last night, She asked ""Have you taken a shower today?"" And I said ""What's a shower got to do with my asshole?"""

"Ebay is way to hard to use I searched for lighters, and all I got was 71,274 matches."

"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."

"Conveniently, the sound from their early Saturday morning lawn mowers covers the noise of my sniper rifle."

"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."

"Ganondorf doesn't use Reddit There are too many Links"