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Joke of the Day
"Canada day isn't about cheap jokes, you guys. You're forgetting what the holiday is all aboot."
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"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."
"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"
"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"
"What do you call an asian women who flies an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""
"Made out with a milf in the theatre last weekend... Although the movie was pretty well ruined with little Timmy talking through the whole thing."
"News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard."
"What's black and hard? Cast iron."
"How much blow can Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."