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Joke of the Day

"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"

"When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?"

"Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!"

"Some girl is stalking me & has been telling ppl I'm her boyfriend. I'm flattered but I prefer to be the psychotic one in the relationship"

"The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there."

"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself. Edit: Holy shit 200+ likes."

"What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies? Go for the Jugular (juggler)!"

"Can I integrate myself with respect to you?"

"When god created Adam, she said: ""I've got good news and bad news.... ...good news is, I'm giving you a penis AND a brain. Bad news is, I'm only giving you enough blood to use one at a time."""