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Joke of the Day
"Why Did Hitler commit suicide? Because his gas bill was too high..."
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"Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine? because 7 8 9"
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""
"You face Ha got ""em"""
"Just been reading Delia Smith's recipe for scrambled eggs... Apparently ""they should be soft and fluffy."" No you daft bitch that means they've hatched."
"*At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here."
"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"
"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you have to wonder how the hell they got in there"
"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""