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Joke of the Day

"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""

"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."

"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""

"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."

"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."

"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."

"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"

"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill. Walking Jk Rowling."

"How would you describe killing an eagle? ill-eagle"

"Pants Up Don't Loot"