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Joke of the Day

"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you have to wonder how the hell they got in there"

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog."

"what do you call a whale that mates constantly? your girlfreind"

"What did Apply say to the iPhone 7? Hit the road, Jack."

"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."

"All the problems fade before a hangover"

"Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase... ...so I could unzip your genes."

"""you look nice"" - sweet potato ""im so high"" - baked potato ""you suck!"" - roast potato ""what have I done"" - guy who made talking potatoes"

"I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme"

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"