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Joke of the Day

"*At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here."

"What's the worse thing to do to a blind person? Leave a plunger in the toilet"

"Why do we never run out of math teachers? Because they are always multiplying."

"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"

"Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!"

"Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee."

"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs."

"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""

"I call bullshit on these retro bottles of Coca-Cola. They make you add your own cocaine."

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend until you realize they turn you into a shallow ho"