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Joke of the Day
"Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine? because 7 8 9"
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"Why did the artist go to the bakery? For shortening!"
"the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house"
"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."
"Mom: ""Why are your eyes dilated?"" Me: ""Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love"" Mom: ""What were you looking at?"" Me: ""Memes"""
"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."
"A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer"
"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't cry when you hit it with a sledgehammer."
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"