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Joke of the Day

"I'd write a rap song... ..but i'm too Lay-Z"

"You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine"

"Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him."

"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."

"I'm guessing I'm not married because I'd take a bullet for a grilled cheese before I'd take one for a girl."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid."

"When I'm about to die and my life flashes before my eyes I'm worried that a lot of it will just be Facebook and TV."

"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped"

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons"