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Joke of the Day

"I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand there and ting."

"Why did they call the masseuse sexist? He was massage-anistic.."

"God... Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl. One asks the other, ""Here - do you believe in God?"" The other one says, ""Of course I do! Who you think changes the water in our bowl?"""

"During sex it's perfectly fine to say 'yeah', 'yes', 'oh yes'..but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming 'Yep' .."

"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice."

"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've ever said I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."

"Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !"

"50's kids probably won't have this... Parents"

"I put ""the rap"" in therapy. Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc."