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Joke of the Day

"What's the quickest way to get to the airport? Terminal Velocity. [:D](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)"

"Doctor: We need to double your meds Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster? Doctor: We need to triple your meds"

"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."

"So a soccerball walks into a bar The bartender kicked him out."

"After years of research, scientists have discovered what the woman wants! Meanwhile she changed her mind."

"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."

"If this isn't funny, I won't be able to live with myself I'll have to get another apartment."

"Have you ever eaten at a Native American restaurant? It's mostly corn...but you have to make a reservation."

"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"

"""I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings... ...paralyzed and unable to talk."" - Bill Cosby I'll see myself out."