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"How did the anus win against the race car driver? He rectum"
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"Two old drunks I was sitting in a bar with my friend and I noticed two old drunks across the bar from us. I laughed and said, ""That's us in ten years."" My friend replied, ""That's a mirror, dipshit."""
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"Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes? A prism."
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"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a trinary joke."