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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality"

"Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire."

"I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups."

"The world would be a better place if we all got along like the ""Price is Right"" audience."

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

"So it's been a few days since Phil and Ken got married under Irish law... And already Phil wants to Kilkenny"

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than a surprise party."

"No Sopa... Radio?"

"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"