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Joke of the Day

"In India, you don't drive on the left of the road.. you drive on what is left on the road."

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"Why do pedophiles LOVE twenty eight year old boys? Because, DUDE, there's 20 of them!"

"I have Tourettes you fucking bitch."

"Epilepsy is a real problem, you shouldn't make light of it. Or rather, you shouldn't make light then dark then light at a rapid pace of it."

"Got involved in an alcohol-related pyramid scheme... What a champaign."

"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."

"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."

"What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis? One is a cunning runt."

"An Ob-Gyn asks a woman to get in the stirrups and he says, ""My god, you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen!"" She says, ""Well you didn't have to say it twice."" He says, ""I didn't""."