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Joke of the Day

"Too many men hate it when I put both of my hands on their shoulder and ask if everything is alright take this guy at the urinal for example"

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"Patient To Doctor Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
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"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but... I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***"