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Joke of the Day

"It's a good thing the Island of Lesbos is not in the United States Not sorry..."

"North Korea reminds me of a redhead Because they both have no Seoul"

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers."

"Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good."

"Why is it called Armageddon? Because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n"

"I went to sign up for tumblr today. I was really surprised that there wasn't a box where I had to check my privilege."

"What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby? Their parents."

"THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH KITCHENWARE? Oh, that's not what pansexual means. Carry on then."

"Chuck Norris won the Origami Championship in 1983...folding a rock"