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Joke of the Day

"I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one."

"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."

"9: I'm going to live with you guys forever me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again"

"The barber asks Bernie Sanders ""what are you looking to get done today?"" ""Oh, just fuck up the top 1%."" ""Say no more..."""

"A recent study about sexual behavior found out that Only 9/10 people enjoy gang-bangs"

"necrophiliac jokes are dead boring"

"They say it's a joke, but, is it?"

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Marry your enemy. Grow old together. Watch your enemy die."

"Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !"

"School is like a boner It's long and hard, unless you're Asian."